Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Ask the prince if he knows or knows about that demon guy, and where he might be if so.



"King, who was that?"

"Well, uh..."

> King must know- scratch that, Minister must know where you could start looking for whatever hideout these demon guys have, and/or a way to beat them.



"Actually...Minister, who was that?"

"Brr, I'm freezing from that cold shoulder."

"That was Hollum, the right-hand demon of Lord Tauron."



"Boy, are you helpful."

"I'm not done yet! Lord Tauron is the ruler of a rival kingdom, resting on one of the islands below us. And he is absolutely, unequivocally..."

> Man-man: Meet the nega-king.



"...evil."

"I see. We'll have to get Cool Chick away from him, then."



"Say, where's this Lord Tauron guy, anyway? Can he help?"

"Lord Tauron left this dimension many, many years ago, to our dismay. He was the only one we knew of who could oppose his son."

"Wait, King's Tauron's son?"

"Of course. Why else would he be a king? His dad was one."

"But I thought that kings and lords were two different classes in medieval England. Why would having your father be a lord make you a king?"

"You're thinking about it too hard."

> Say, do they have an armory around here? Metal gauntlets or something like that could probably boost your martial arts.



"Say, do you have an armory or something around here? I'm not much of a weapons gal, but I could definitely benefit from some kind of gauntlets or something."

"Certainly. Let me show you where it is."



"It's just in here--blast, metal termites again!? Great, they've eaten almost everything."

"What, are my choices limited to a quarterstaff, a bow, and a pair of batons? Seriously?"

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