Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Beat that thing up.



Seriously. What right does this thing have to--

> Go with the demon. It's basically the fastest way to get your beat-the-shit-out-of-other-things on.



...that is a very valid point.



"If I join you, can I beat stuff up?"

"Beating stuff up is one of the things you could do, yes."

"Great, then I'm game."

"...huh. I was under the impression that this would be a lot more difficult."

> Also, the implication that this asshole prince is in charge of you irks you to no end.



"What the heck are you doing!? He's the BAD GUY!"

"You're not in charge of me! I can make my own decisions!"

"I'm the king! That means I'm in charge!"

"Not of me you're not!"



"I think he's right, Man-man. Aren't demons supposed to be evil?"

"That prick killed that orphan's parents! What makes you so sure he's better?"

"I just have a bad feeling about that demon, okay?"

"So you're taking his side."

"Only because I think he's right!"



"Then I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. Hollum, let's get out of here."

"With pleasure."

"Wait!"





You are now COOL CHICK.



"I--"

"There is nothing you can say right now that will make this any less disastrous."



"Who the hell is calling me now, of all times? It better be important."



"Good news, Cool Chick! I've figured out how to bring you and Man-man back into our dimension! Each of you has a unique dimensional aura that I can track with the teleporter. It's not very strong, but if you both stand close together, the combined aura should be strong enough for the teleporter to lock on to."

"...we just have to stand next to each other?"

"Correct. It's quite lucky, actually; I was worried it would be something much more difficult."



Dammit.

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