Re: Man-man
08-11-2011, 07:11 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
> Get urchin to open hatemail. Stand well back.
"Well, as long as you're here, you might as well open that bag of hate--I mean, fanmail."
"I am--"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I am Hollum, the--"
"What the hell are you?"
"I am Hollum, the right hand demon of--"
"Who sent you?"
"The right hand demon of Lord Tauron. I'm here to--"
"What are you doing in my castle?"
"WILL YOU LET ME FINISH A SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE WITHOUT INTERRUPTING!?"
"Cripes, you don't need to shout."
"I am Hollum, the right hand demon of Lord Tauron. I snuck into this bag of hatemail--"
"Fanmail!"
"AGAIN WITH THE INTERRUPTING! I snuck into this bag of some kind of mail in order to deliver a message from Lord Tauron himself."
"Hand over the newcomers or your kingdom will be assimilated."
"Wait, WHAT!?"
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> Get urchin to open hatemail. Stand well back.
"Well, as long as you're here, you might as well open that bag of hate--I mean, fanmail."
"I am--"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I am Hollum, the--"
"What the hell are you?"
"I am Hollum, the right hand demon of--"
"Who sent you?"
"The right hand demon of Lord Tauron. I'm here to--"
"What are you doing in my castle?"
"WILL YOU LET ME FINISH A SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE WITHOUT INTERRUPTING!?"
"Cripes, you don't need to shout."
"I am Hollum, the right hand demon of Lord Tauron. I snuck into this bag of hatemail--"
"Fanmail!"
"AGAIN WITH THE INTERRUPTING! I snuck into this bag of some kind of mail in order to deliver a message from Lord Tauron himself."
"Hand over the newcomers or your kingdom will be assimilated."
"Wait, WHAT!?"
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