Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Better take it inside, then!



"What the heck are you doing out here?"

"They--"

"Come inside, I need to call an emergency meeting."

"But--"

"Hurry up, it's important!"

"I--"



"I hate it when he does that."



"Are you sure it's wise to let these...foreigners into your private study?"

"I know what I'm doing, Jafar."

"That's not my name."

"Oh, of course, Zig-Zag."

"That's...not it either."

"Whoops, my bad, Valorum."

"Oh, for the love of..."

"Or was it Fenring? I'm just so bad at this!"

"My name is CLARK, for god's sake!"

"Were you a vice president, perhaps?"

"This is payback for earlier, isn't it."

"Why, whatever do you mean, Ocelot?"

"I hate it when you do this."



"Anyway, here's all the paperwork you need to go through that's come up since you last left."

"No way that's all paperwork. I bet it's my fanmail. That small bag over there is the paperwork, isn't it?"



"No, that small bag over there is your hatemail."

"Some people just have weird ways of expressing their awe, I guess."



"Sir, I've finished the chores you asked me to do. May I have lunch now?"



"Oh."



"Who the hell is this urchin and why is he in my castle?"



"You...you killed my parents, sir."



"...ah."





"Sorry about that."



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