Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Obviously this has to lead to a battle before you actually think to compare notes. I mean, come on, that's how these things always work out.



"You got a problem with that?"

"No, but I'm about to have one."

"Wait, honeymoon spot?"



"Oh, you're just asking for trouble now."

"You have no idea what you're getting into, buddy."

"This is a big mistake, we're not honeymooning here."



"You want to take this outside, punk?"

"We're already outside, you moron!"

"Why is nobody listening to me!?"

> Spider: Defuse tension with adorable antics.



"SCREEEEEEEE!"

"Son of a bitch!"



"Oh, my bad. If I'd known a giant spider could take you down I'd have warned you about it!"

"Get this thing off of me before I fry it!

"Here spider! Here boy!"



"Wait a minute. Did you say you weren't honeymooners?"

"So you finally decided to start listening to me, did you?"



"Well, in that case, did you know I'm royalty?"

"Ew."

"YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, PUNK!?"

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