Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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>You're The King. You've got a castle and everything. But you don't stay in there much, and you don't wear a crown or any of that regalia because you have crime to be fighting.



Darn straight. You know what they say about crime - it's not just gonna stop itself. I'm not entirely sure who they are, but they've definitely got the right idea.



And do you know why I'm a king?



Because my dad was, moron.

> Regardless of what that stupid minister of yours says.



Man, that minister is in serious need of some attitude adjustment. Why the hell did my dad appoint him, anyway? Sure, he's competent, and he knows his way around taxes, and he's good in bed, but the guy's a jerk. I just leave him to run the kingdom whenever I'm out fighting crime, because he's lame like that.



...aaaaaaaaaand I've forgotten what I was doing here. Must have been important, though. I wouldn't just come out here and beat up a bunch of winged guardians for nothing.

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