Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Those lasers are clearly in the foreground; I don't see the problem here.



By jove, you're right! Not sure how you missed that one.

> What is it?



It seems to be a journal of research notes. It seems ZENIGATA's been doing a lot of research into opening PORTALS between ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS, as well as myths and legends of EXTREMELY DANGEROUS CREATURES that can be found in them...and on company time, too! That fiend. You remember when having a job meant something, but now...



But ah well, no point ranting about it now. You have to get this intel back to Man-man!



You are, once again, MAN-MAN. You and COOL CHICK have met up with DAPPER FELLOW.

"So, who're we fighting next?"

"It seems the last villain is Zenigata, the chief of police. You may remember him being elected not too long ago?"

"I'm not really into politics."

"I just moved here."

"...hrm. Well, at any rate, he's definitely the reason the police have been less active lately; it seems he's been having the police department do research into alternate dimensions. I believe he plans to unleash a dangerous beast from another dimension onto the populace."

"Wait, what do you mean the police aren't very active? They were on our tail within minutes of us breaking into Scarfoot's headquarters."

"Oh no. If he's having them resume police work, he must be almost done with his plan. Quick, Man-man, to the police headquarters! There's no time to lose!"



You are now outside the POLICE HEADQUARTERS. There do not appear to be any DOOR GUARDS.

"Hmmm...my man-sense is tingling. Or it would be if I had one."

"Out of curiosity, do you actually have any superpowers?"

"Does the power of empowerment count?"

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