Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> DAPPERTECH: POSH PIT
> Drum them with your cane for being so rude.
> STOP. It's tea time.
> Unsheathe the sword part of your walking cane and decapitate the first one, then shoot the other with your monocle laser!
> Lecture them as you beat them up.
> Used your DAPPERNESS to defeat them all.



Sorry, you'll have to repeat that. You couldn't hear it over the sound of these two ruffians having the snot beaten out of them.



You are now in THE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY, the seediest bar in the town of TORONADA. You need to know where the next villain, SCARFOOT, is, what kind of opposition MAN-MAN will be facing, and what SCARFOOT'S plans are, in that order of importance.

Fortunately, due to the general atmosphere of THE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY, hardly anyone seems to care that you just beat up a CUSTOMER and the DOOR GUARD. Another DOOR GUARD has already shuffled in to replace him.

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