Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Acquire the guard's bandana; wear it as a headband to become KUNG FU FELLOW, or simply KUNG FELLOW.



As tempting as it is, wearing a headband would reduce your DAPPERNESS by far too much. Since most of your abilities rely on it, DAPPERNESS is your most critical stat; without it you'd just be a frail old man.

> Call the cops, tell them about the hive of scum and villainy.

The POLICE have known about this place for years, but they haven't done much. They got a lot more timid about two-and-a-half months ago, soon after Man-man got his powers. Which is actually pretty fortunate, because you seem to recall they weren't very fond of vigilantes.

> Knock on door, politely ask about villain's strengths and weaknesses. Surely they cannot refuse the innocent questioning of a dapper fellow.



An excellent suggestion! One of the benefits of a high DAPPERNESS is good negotiation skills.

"Password."

"Excuse me, good sir. I would appreciate information regarding--"

"Screw off, gramps."



How rude! Oooooo, that insolent pup is just asking for a stern lecture now.

> Just walk in like a badass.



"So then I sez to him, I sez..."







"You just picked the wrong party to gate crash, old man."

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