Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Show off your newly earned ACCELERANDO SLASH. Chicks dig that kind of stuff.

> Hit on her.



"Hey, what's up? You're new in town, aren't you?"

"Yeah, actually. I just moved here a couple of days ago, but it's taken me this long to unpack all my stuff."

"Do you need some help getting around? I'd be happy to--"

> Don't harass the lady until after you finish your MAN-BURGER. The burger would be ruined if you talk to girls before eating it!



Oh. Oh no. What have you done? You forgot the first rule about eating a MAN-BURGER, and now you must pay the price.



You're no man-burger of mine.



"Now, where was I...oh, right, I was about to--"

"Offer me a tour around the town in a poor attempt to hit on me?"

"...maybe."



"Good, I needed a tour guide."

"But I don't even know your name!"

"And I don't know yours. I like to get to know the person before I know the name."

She looks pretty promising. You can't wait to see where this leads!



Unfortunately for you, you are not yet going to, because you are now DAPPER FELLOW, and you are deep in enemy territory, gathering intel about the next villain MAN-MAN is going to face. You are currently in an ALLEY. There is an unconscious GUARD lying behind you. The door in front of you leads into the WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY.

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