Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Bow to the audience.



"Thank you, thank you."

> Run from the ANGRY MOB whose concert you just crashed.



Wow, these guys sure are adoring fans. They're giving you free stuff, if a bit too enthusiastically. You'd better leave, though; some of this stuff looks pretty heavy, and you have a rule about not taking rewards for your heroism.

...wait, is that a MAN-BURGER?



Rules were made to be broken anyway.

> Pick up some chick-chicks.

Funny story about that...you actually have restraining orders from every chick in town, mainly due to what you've been gracious enough to refer to as "communication mishaps" and that shall not be explained in detail.



...speaking of chicks, you don't recognize that one. She must be from out of town.

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