Patrick Spaulding and the Land of Wonder - FSEAC

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You are PATRICK SPAULDING, a BRITISH BUSINESS MAN who some time ago was UNCEREMONIOUSLY PULLED THROUGH A RIP IN SPACE AND TIME to the MAGICAL LAND OF WONDER. For days you have wandered this INSANE LAND, managing to acquire the SWORD OF THE FLAME DJINN through SHEER LUCK. You long for the day that you will find a means through which you can return to your HOMEWORLD and leave this FANTASTICAL KINGDOM behind once and for all.

In the distance shimmers the CITY OF THE SHINING BLUE LIGHTS. From what little information you have gathered from INFORMATION GNOMES and HELPFUL BUTTERFLY SPIRITS you have come to believe that this is your best shot at returning home, though you have been THRICELY WARNED; "NOBODY EVER RETURNS FROM THE CITY OF SHINING BLUE LIGHTS."

You should take some time to prepare before venturing towards THE CITY OF THE SHINING BLUE LIGHTS.

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