MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

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im batman. i have the power. the strength. the tragic background. the bat motif. the alfred. i have the mansion. the batcave. the gadgets. the prepubescent boys lolligagging around my house.

but most of all

I HAVE THE AUTHORITY.

I CALL UPON MYIW. DOODLEY. ANOMS. BTP. GRANOLYMANS. SRUIX. SEEDY. PROFFLIZZ. NO LYNCH. SEASTORM. PYP. PALAMEDES. EPANYMOUS. LUNEIX. ELIZE. GENEX. CYBER. AND YOU, ANACREON, WHO KNOW IN YOUR DEEPEST OF HEARTS THAT I

I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN

MEDAL POWERS ACTIVAAAAAAAAAATE

I HAMMER ANACREON