MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Also, to everyone who shot him:

Y'all are idiots.

I agree, presumably on the same grounds.

But then NTA I highly doubt you truly had a plan to quash THE VIRUS since neither you nor any of your possible teammates appear to have the tools to do so... and I'm not terribly fond of idle chatter from someone in your position, let's be clear. Especially not now I've been deprived of the fun I'd have had with you...

(hmmmmmmmmmmm)

I've had an absolutely atrocious idea. The only trouble is, it would sort of interfere with the planned boon, but may I stress the "sort of"? I dunno, it's more the product of a work-and-lack-of-sleep-weary mind... I just thought I best say in case I accidentally go through with it...