RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (41/67)
04-11-2013, 01:06 AM
I suppose I can clear up some of my earlier skeeviness if it'll help people trust me.
The drinks were nothing; I merely wanted to use someone who wasn't paying attention to the thread to test if the deadly edict was still in effect. While the plan didn't take, I later compiled a small list of people who've already failed the edict and determined that it was a one-shot kill.
As for the life insurance, I was genuinely worried about Sruix's well-being. Had he followed up on my offer I would've made him into a bomb to deter would-be Brit assassins. Sruix is a wonderful addition to this game and has certainly been instrumental in keeping it lively. I merely wished for him to continue.
I am on the level when I say I can give Malky her day-voice, just as I am dead serious when I say I can handle a virus outbreak if it comes to that. All I ask is a little compensation for all my hard-work. Also know that if you people scare her away from my offer with your baseless and foolish superstitions, I will find new and exciting ways to hurt you.
As for the rest of the soon departed's questions: We only need softlynch to kill you, it's hard enough to get people to agree on something as is; we know where the virus is and we can react to more outbreaks as they come calmly and efficiently; and unless you have another disaster up your sleeve, looks like this day is just about over.
Now, why don't you all come up with something fun for everyone with this boon you've got. Like eye-lasers! Everyone loves eye-lasers!