MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

I'm still against lynching someone who infects, and thereby kills, anyone who they visit or are visited by. If anything, everyone who's virused should claim to keep people from targeting them while we slowly kill them with potatoes or lynchings. Assuming I continue surviving, I can totally help out later guys yup yup totes don't kill me.

Yeah I'm not finding that suspicious at all in the slightest uh-huh, yeah, no

You can't help people while the virus source player is alive why, exactly

Furthermore, if people actually listened, it could be beneficial for people who don't want to be killed in the night to claim being virus'd, which is inconvenient

On top of that there's no way to be sure you're not the viral epicenter tryin' to shift attention away from yourself, which, admittedly, there's a touch of paranoia there, but that last bit reeks of "hey guys I'm gonna be useful at some indeterminate future point, don't kill pls"

Which, y'know, I can sum my views on that particular turn of phrase quite nicely:

Unvote; Vote: Granola

Unpotato; Potato: Seastormjt

With that out of the way, on to actually important business:

Or a boombox? Look, even I don't know where I got these from, so they're probably fiiiine. Made of flavour most likely, but we need some to get this sweet-ass rave started.

Seriously, handing 'em out like t-shirts at a political convention. Any takers?

Gimme one-a them suckas, I gots me some bitchin' tunes