MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Okay people, I'm afraid to say it's time for my SERIOUS HAT.


(this is going to become ExTrainwreck all over again if I get my way and sufficient lighting)

(you don't have to read this because it's all awfully serious so I was kind and put it in a spoiler - hopefully it won't leak out and contaminate everything)

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SpoilerWhen it comes to curtailing the spread of THE VIRUS, paying attention to "visiting roles" is of utmost importance (those whose night action requires that they target/visit another player). Jac presumably didn't visit anyone last night, unless he went for his one-shot and was roleblocked - there's no sign of any peep having been janitored. You can henceforth cut out a lot of the potential scenarios concerning how THE VIRUS may have been spread last night; the situation reduces to four variants, ordered in increasing ambiguity:

• amos killed Jac - THE VIRUS targeted either.
  
• amos tried to kill someone, who we'll call ??? - this person was the target of THE VIRUS last night! amos's kill failed either because ??? is bulletproof (and still has THE VIRUS) or was doctored (and no longer has THE VIRUS). ??? subsequently killed Jac.
  
• invoking an unknown player ??? again, if you presume they have a power that allows them to target more than one person per night (e.g. busdriver) then we could be facing the frankly horrendous scenario where they were THE VIRUS's target last night - ??? then targeted Jac and amos.
  
• Role fuckery.
  

Whilst the above possibilities don't appear be particularly limited, let me assure you that the situation could be much, much worse. The more claims of infection we get, the easier it will be to pinpoint the exact spread of THE VIRUS. Figuring out who's responsible, however, is not going to be so simple - if only we had some way of finding out who targeted who overnight, or perhaps who was visited by whom...

tl;dr - if you are infected with THE VIRUS, you claim. Now. Especially if you're a tracker or watcher because we might be able to use you to nip this threat in the bud.

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gosh yes now my throat's so awfully dry from all that EXTREME SERIOUSNESS

Do you think we should dial it down? I certainly think so!

Back to your regularly scheduled silliness and shenanigans, folks!



Everybody, meet Greg P. W. Potato. His middle names are "Purple Walrus" in honour of his fallen uncle, a mighty walrus without whom Greg never would have been given life. His interests are being sociable, going on wacky adventures and further mathematics.