Which animated Chris Pratt is best for a Parks 'n Rec reshoot? [Important]
10-03-2024, 09:23 PM
The original Parks and Recreation was a solid television B+. Now with news of a Community: The Movie in the works, hungry movie execs are going to be eyeing other decade-old millennial-bait sitcoms to wrangle out cash from the pre-GenerativeAI Generations (GenPreGen).
Parks and Rec is already in the crosshairs and I say NO.
We have had enough! There are too many Arrested Fuller House Matters Meets World that have proven the reboot, relaunch formula can only serve to deepen the hollow sadness we all feel inside. NO! Let the original show just BE what it was, we haven't lost it, and we can watch it over again as we like. In the final words of...I think every adventure time character: "We will always be back then."
So no reboots, relaunchs, rebrandings, no what we want is the exact original content, shot for shot
--with each cast member replaced with an animated character that they've voiced in the past 15 years.
We only have a narrow window to coalesce on roster before some NBC bonehead ugly-sonics all over this IP and leaves us picking up the pieces!
So here's my line-up, feel free to adjust as suggested:
Leslie Knope - Amy Poehler : played by Joy from Inside Out.
Ann Perkins - Rashida Jones: played by Alva from the Netflix Christmas special Klaus
Ron Swanson - Nick Offerman: played by Axe Cop from Axe Cop
April Ludgate - Aubrey Plaza: played by Julie Powers from Scot Pilgrim Takes Off
Andy Dwyer - Chris Pratt: played by....
Okay so it should be Mario right?
But also Emmet was a classic character, and arguably the most Andy Dwyer out of Chris' filmography, but...looks up Chris Pratt... Okay so he's also GARFIELD?
Do you understand why we need to lock this down!?
Help.
Parks and Rec is already in the crosshairs and I say NO.
We have had enough! There are too many Arrested Fuller House Matters Meets World that have proven the reboot, relaunch formula can only serve to deepen the hollow sadness we all feel inside. NO! Let the original show just BE what it was, we haven't lost it, and we can watch it over again as we like. In the final words of...I think every adventure time character: "We will always be back then."
So no reboots, relaunchs, rebrandings, no what we want is the exact original content, shot for shot
--with each cast member replaced with an animated character that they've voiced in the past 15 years.
We only have a narrow window to coalesce on roster before some NBC bonehead ugly-sonics all over this IP and leaves us picking up the pieces!
So here's my line-up, feel free to adjust as suggested:
Leslie Knope - Amy Poehler : played by Joy from Inside Out.
Ann Perkins - Rashida Jones: played by Alva from the Netflix Christmas special Klaus
Ron Swanson - Nick Offerman: played by Axe Cop from Axe Cop
April Ludgate - Aubrey Plaza: played by Julie Powers from Scot Pilgrim Takes Off
Andy Dwyer - Chris Pratt: played by....
Okay so it should be Mario right?
But also Emmet was a classic character, and arguably the most Andy Dwyer out of Chris' filmography, but...looks up Chris Pratt... Okay so he's also GARFIELD?
Do you understand why we need to lock this down!?
Help.
