The Monty Hall Problem

OH GOD! Quick! Grab a painting and hold it up in front of you! Surely it will mistake you for scenery!

You pluck the portrait of your Many-Times-Great Aunt Lucretia Hall (the inventor of the very tall door) from the wall and hide behind it.



You hunker down behind the painting, surely this is a foolproof disguise? But, no, you can still hear its many feet shuffling along the wood floor. It's still coming!

maybe their name is woulge

Ask it if it's read any good books lately

You discard the portrait (many apologies Many-Times-Great Aunt Lucretia) off to one side. This Creature may be unsettling, but maybe this is an opportunity to make A Friend?



"Hello, excuse me. Hi there. Would your name be Woulge perhaps? Might you want to join my Book Club?"



The Creature (Woulge?) shuffles closer.



Nope nope. Not helping. Aaaahh!

INITIATE COMBAT PHASE

LEVEL 4 MONTY TECH: LETS MAKE A DEAL: A DEAL WITH DEATH

Oh no. You never should have skipped out on all those lessons about developing your own personalized combat techniques. All you have is Generic Techniques like: Punch and Kick and Throw Object.



You hurl Many-Times-Great Aunt Lucretia's portrait at the Creature pretending your dealing it from a deck of cards. It um… the portrait straight up seems to have been removed from existence.


So that’s a concern.

Nope! nope nope nope! Bust the dining room door open. Should it spawn a creature, flee to the study. Otherwise you can lure the creature into the room, keeping the table between you and it at all times. Then, once it is in the dining room with you, run around the table and exit through the door you entered, locking it in the room.

Opening that door would bring you very close to where the Creature is. Do you still want to risk it?

Perhaps you can goad the creatures into fighting each other?

Maybe that could work? They don’t seem to really respond to anything you do except to keep getting closer though.

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