RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
11-03-2020, 07:37 AM
>Lysander: Go into an infomercial style sales pitch. Explain all the top o' the line firearms you have for sale. All of them most definitely not stolen!
>Adler: You... Don't understand any of this technical talk. Start griping about how low-class and uncivilized firearms are. What's wrong with bows and swords?
>Vernier: Remind Adler that if he wants to compete in the modern age, he needs to stay with the times. If everyone else has guns and artillery then so should Adler.
>Lysander: Point out that you have a VERY large family. Many, many cousins that can move a lot of product very quickly, and not just weapons. You can get Adler ANYTHING he needs. Scout's honor. (You're not a scout.)
>Vernier: NO! Not more monkeys! That's the last thing anyone needs! If they move in the entire county will become ONE GIANT SLUM!!!
>Adler: You... Don't understand any of this technical talk. Start griping about how low-class and uncivilized firearms are. What's wrong with bows and swords?
>Vernier: Remind Adler that if he wants to compete in the modern age, he needs to stay with the times. If everyone else has guns and artillery then so should Adler.
>Lysander: Point out that you have a VERY large family. Many, many cousins that can move a lot of product very quickly, and not just weapons. You can get Adler ANYTHING he needs. Scout's honor. (You're not a scout.)
>Vernier: NO! Not more monkeys! That's the last thing anyone needs! If they move in the entire county will become ONE GIANT SLUM!!!