RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
07-18-2020, 10:49 PM
>Adler: By Fuma, she's GORGEOUS! Immediately begin showering her with praise and adoration.
>New Lady: Goodness, you heard he was sociable, but this is more than you were expecting.
>Adler: Hold up... You immediately went into "Let's get married, consequences be damned" mode. For possibly deep seeded psychological reasons that you'll need to address someday, the only women that make you react this way resulting in an unhealthy attachment have been lowfolk women. (Possibly because nearly every elf woman you've been interested in turned out to be more than willing to stab you in the back for personal gain.) Chances are this lady is a lowfolk and not the elf you told your followers to keep an eye out for. Oh well, she might at least have some information. Summon up a desk and some chairs and conduct an interview.
>New Lady: Goodness, you heard he was sociable, but this is more than you were expecting.
>Adler: Hold up... You immediately went into "Let's get married, consequences be damned" mode. For possibly deep seeded psychological reasons that you'll need to address someday, the only women that make you react this way resulting in an unhealthy attachment have been lowfolk women. (Possibly because nearly every elf woman you've been interested in turned out to be more than willing to stab you in the back for personal gain.) Chances are this lady is a lowfolk and not the elf you told your followers to keep an eye out for. Oh well, she might at least have some information. Summon up a desk and some chairs and conduct an interview.