RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
05-21-2020, 12:46 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-21-2020, 12:49 AM by typeandkey.)
>Adler: Don't kill them, instead elfshot them into a stupor and transmogrify them into something more useful. That will be a perfect way of demonstrating your powers to your followers and conscripting more servants. You can always use more hairdressers. Plus it's a perfectly poetic way to punish them for calling you a little girl.
>Followers: Be VERY impressed and start showering Lord Ramble with praise.
>New Hairdressers: Eek!
>Adler: Warn them that their old lives are over and if they try running off, they will have nothing to go back to and no one will believe them. Do they want to be burned alive by their previous neighbors?
>Followers: Tell them to stick with you guys, there are a lot more benefits to serving Ramble than some dumb Cosmic Ram. They might like it better this way.
>Followers: Be VERY impressed and start showering Lord Ramble with praise.
>New Hairdressers: Eek!
>Adler: Warn them that their old lives are over and if they try running off, they will have nothing to go back to and no one will believe them. Do they want to be burned alive by their previous neighbors?
>Followers: Tell them to stick with you guys, there are a lot more benefits to serving Ramble than some dumb Cosmic Ram. They might like it better this way.