RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
05-07-2020, 06:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-08-2020, 05:37 PM by typeandkey.)
>A Single Rabbit dressed like a rebellious goth falls out of the brush. She's pretty roughed up. It seems she didn't have as easy a time getting through the trees as your followers.
>Roughed up Rabbit: "WITCHES!!!"
>Hair Followers: "We're not witches, we're hairdressers."
>Rabbit: Oh, start whining that you thought they were witches and you wanted to join them. You're tired of living in that stuffy town with those stuffy bunnies. You want to dance naked in the woods, sacrifice goats to the dark lord, and cast hexes on everyone who was mean to you in school. It's just not FAIR!
>Adler: Opportunity knocks! You may have just found a double agent who can infiltrate those rabbits for you. She looks tired and thirsty. Magic up a drink and listen to her sob story. Impress her with that elfy magic and charm. She wants to be a witch that worships daemons? You'll do her one better, why not be a hairdresser that worships an elf?
>Roughed up Rabbit: "WITCHES!!!"
>Hair Followers: "We're not witches, we're hairdressers."
>Rabbit: Oh, start whining that you thought they were witches and you wanted to join them. You're tired of living in that stuffy town with those stuffy bunnies. You want to dance naked in the woods, sacrifice goats to the dark lord, and cast hexes on everyone who was mean to you in school. It's just not FAIR!
>Adler: Opportunity knocks! You may have just found a double agent who can infiltrate those rabbits for you. She looks tired and thirsty. Magic up a drink and listen to her sob story. Impress her with that elfy magic and charm. She wants to be a witch that worships daemons? You'll do her one better, why not be a hairdresser that worships an elf?