The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
>Adler: Yes there are still a few things. You need to clean yourself up. To be perfectly honest, you look like you've been living in a hole in the woods. Clean yourself and your clothes.
>Adler: You're going to need to employ showmanship with your cultists. All the lowfolk you've met so far only responded positively to you when you played along with their odd beliefs about elves, otherwise, they just complained about what they thought you should be. They think you're a magical god-wizard of hair? Put your pride on the back burner and indulge it. If it makes them loyal to you, indulge all of it. You can start correcting their flawed beliefs once they are unquestionably in your thrall.
>Adler: Call your Ixies and have a meeting. Plan out a grand entrance to really wow them. You have bottles of high quality elven shampoo and conditioner, try and incorporate those into your entrance. Like Moses descending from the mountain with the Ten Commandments, only with hair products instead.
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RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5 - by a52 - 08-22-2016, 07:26 PM
RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5 - by a52 - 09-08-2016, 04:46 AM
RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5 - by a52 - 09-30-2016, 04:05 AM
RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5 - by typeandkey - 04-23-2020, 03:03 AM