MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the cutting-edge of fashion, the greatest vanguard of style, the boldest and most daring front of pure class imaginable; the Pocket Potato:

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(gosh my mirror is filthy I do apologise)

(also yes that is just a piece of paper I cut out of an old worksheet that I've coloured in to look like a potato)

(turns out we don't have any potatoes in the house at the moment and I didn't realise this when I was out earlier otherwise I totally would have got one)

(and yeah I didn't want to take my scarf off because it's bloody freezing here at the moment so what I've simply made yet another fashion statement)

(and to think I held up the hammer for this, eh?)