MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Okay. I finally finished painstakingly analyzing every single page of this thread, including going back and reading all of infinity's white text, and even cross-referencing some of the other games these roles are based on. I drew up a beautiful chart with complicated scum probability analyses for every other player, even the ones that are dead or don't exist.

Based on this data, I have determined without a doubt that I want a medal.

pics or it didn't happen

Dammit, I didn't expect my tangled web of lies to be so expertly unraveled, and in such short order! Look, here are the facts:
-I didn't actually make a chart
-I probably read all the important parts of the thread
-Andre Filipe Filipe invented modern boxing by using "the punching strategy"
-Santa can't tell the difference between elves and dwarves
-I want a medal