RE: MURDERFIA: D1 LET'S DO THIS (64/67)
03-29-2013, 04:36 PM
If you don't have the time to watch the whole video, I've picked out the salient points below:
(you know if Slorange were to be put out of the running then I would totally be up for lynching pocket squares as an analogue for the knife)
- Blend your name and job description together for efficient communication.
- People who care about pocket squares need a forty-seven page e-book to get dressed in the morning.
- Pocket squares are perfect for those of us who happen to be museum exhibits in Dallas.
- Everyone should have more admiration for the male physique. EVERYONE.
- Wearing a pocket square makes it easier to notice hot chicks.
- Pro tip: vampires, get pocket squares and banish that pasty pale!
- Pocket squares allow you to "transcend" your humdrum humanity and reach unprecedented levels of STYLE.
- Pocket squares turn suits into deadly weapons of mass destruction.
- Everyone should watch Mad Men.
(you know if Slorange were to be put out of the running then I would totally be up for lynching pocket squares as an analogue for the knife)