You are Dlorph.

You're not quite sure what you teach. What ever it is, it's at the top of the tower, and you've never been able to get all the way there, because first you have to get halfway there, and then half of that, and then half of that...

This used to be a real problem. You’d spend so long traversing ever decreasing distances that school hours would be over before you ever stepped foot in your classroom. You managed to get hold of a rooftop parking space to solve the problem though. It’s not so much of a problem anymore though, eventually the school had all the elevators paradox-proofed in order to combat widespread absences.



You land your airscrew, taking advantage of the surprising emptiness up here to grab the parking spot closest to the elevator.

>Equip Sanji, just in case you need to beat up the substitute for some reason.

You take the time to update your cosplay menu as you swap to your Sanji cosplay.



Dressed in the sharp suit of your hero Sanji you feel empowered, you feel an urge to deliver some powerful kicks, cook up a delicious meal and be kind and supportive towards the female members of your nakama. Thankfully you live in a universe where Sanji isn’t a horrible sexist shithead and you are unusually aware and appreciative of this fact.

You teach a Z-level class on how to figure out what the heck the rules are.

Since you are on campus you make sure to attach your ID pass to your lapel identifying you as Professor Dlorph of Blue-Level Complex Deductions. You teach methods and stratagems to identify and pass unknown rules in situations where only pass/fail status is known. Your class used to be very popular but lately there has been a little bit of a drastic drop-off of interest. You’ve been considering how to broaden the appeal of your class… but that’s a puzzle to be solved at another time.



Something makes you pause on your journey to class though... Something has been feeling off all day and now here at the school you can't help but be struck by the quiet, an unusual sense of emptiness.

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This is sort of an interstitial update. I was planning to use this update to get Dlorph all the way to class, but it took longer than anticipated to make this much, and also I didn't want to rush past the possibility of investigating stuff on the rooftop.