The Antiquated Scrolls XIV: Skyrim

i mean but that would be rude, after they got this all set up and all?

Nah, it's best to stay put, and let justice be carried out for your meme crimes. Capital punishment is no laughing matter, after all.

If they're too distracted I guess you'll just need to guillotine yourself.

It seems a shame to let a dragon attack get in the way of your immediate execution. The guardsperson seems more interested in cowering from The Big Old Dragon TM so you’re just going to have to do it yourself you suppose.



It seems that this particular model of gillertean has been designed only with the needs of individuals with small round heads that are separate from their bodies in mind. You have a good mind to complain to the manager about making their executions more accessible to the differently-shaped.

Dance!

tickle the dragon, sleeping or not.

Legends say that The Big Old Dragon TM is Trouble and that they will do some really Bad Shit and end the World or something. But you’re not one to judge people before you get to know them. A new quest pops up in your quest log




You decide that the best way to greet The Big Old Dragon TM to establish that you seek friendship is to perform the traditional Dance of Friendship.



The Big Old Dragon TM does not seem to notice. Nobody seems to notice. Helgen seems to be burning to the ground.


Perhaps you could get their attention with a playful tickle.







You’re hit with a wall of force as the dragon greets you. You think that it’s a greeting but you’re not sure; the police confiscated your knowledge of the Draconic Language when they arrested you and if you want it back you’ll have to find all 187 language textbooks hidden throughout the world of Skyrim.

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