The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Wanton Marten Lowfolk Femme) Giggle.  State that you like Adler's headband.  It's pretty.
(Estvan Silverbrush) Realize, with awful prescience, that Adler is right next to Weaponized Stoopid.
(Bridget and Trixie Ashearth) Explain (?) what Weaponized Stoopid is.
(Wise Professor Skunk) Do a better job of explaining.

All of the above, of course,  is a Cultural Imperative.  ;-)