Sun Complaints Deparment.
04-30-2019, 06:58 PM
Hot.
Relentless.
Searing.
These are adjectives that well describe the malicious orb of exploding gases that suspends itself daily in our sights, obscuring from view the many other delightfully distant stars that are not nearly so demanding of our attention.
Every complaint herein addressed to the sun shall be written down, rolled into a secure capsule, driven down to the Wallops Flight Facility, and delivered directly to that awful celestial nuisance within a timeframe of 100-365 business days.
We anticipate our grievances to be met with bright indifference, though if a reply is to come at all, we should expect it approximately eight days after receipt of complaints.
Submit your complaints. Make your voices heard.
Relentless.
Searing.
These are adjectives that well describe the malicious orb of exploding gases that suspends itself daily in our sights, obscuring from view the many other delightfully distant stars that are not nearly so demanding of our attention.
Every complaint herein addressed to the sun shall be written down, rolled into a secure capsule, driven down to the Wallops Flight Facility, and delivered directly to that awful celestial nuisance within a timeframe of 100-365 business days.
We anticipate our grievances to be met with bright indifference, though if a reply is to come at all, we should expect it approximately eight days after receipt of complaints.
Submit your complaints. Make your voices heard.
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