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Sun Complaints Deparment. - Whimbrel - 04-30-2019
Hot.
Relentless.
Searing.
These are adjectives that well describe the malicious orb of exploding gases that suspends itself daily in our sights, obscuring from view the many other delightfully distant stars that are not nearly so demanding of our attention.
Every complaint herein addressed to the sun shall be written down, rolled into a secure capsule, driven down to the Wallops Flight Facility, and delivered directly to that awful celestial nuisance within a timeframe of 100-365 business days.
We anticipate our grievances to be met with bright indifference, though if a reply is to come at all, we should expect it approximately eight days after receipt of complaints.
Submit your complaints. Make your voices heard.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - ShiningKatana - 04-30-2019
we g0ts shut this place d0wn. if u had n0 sun, y0ud be n0t existing. we need its heat, we need its light, we need its energy, with0ut the sun with0ut a d0ubt thered be n0 y0u and me
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - June Stargal - 04-30-2019
Hey now, just because the sun is 100% necessary for our existence doesn't mean it is exempt from criticism.
I, for one, think that clouds are a step in the right direction, but they don't exactly solve the whole "trillions of more interesting stars" problem, and living on a mountain at midnight is an inconvenient workaround.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - Reecer6 - 04-30-2019
Look, if the Sun can't handle criticism after a status quo of several billion years, I think that's just another problem it should be working one.
You know when the sun is at its worst? When it's really cold on a clear day. The sun doesn't prevent you from freezing, it just sits there, mocking you, like, it looks like it should be warm, but it absolutely isn't, so your only choice is to languish in the freezing weather, shivering and suffering.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - ShiningKatana - 04-30-2019
it has n0 c0ntr0l 0ver humans fucking the envir0ment 0k? its trying its very best :(
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - kilozombie - 04-30-2019
![[Image: 1UQa7fJ.png]](https://i.imgur.com/1UQa7fJ.png)
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - a52 - 04-30-2019
it gets in my eyes and i hate it. go away, pain orb. i want my comfortable darkness back.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - Ixcaliber - 05-01-2019
Too bright. Can we have an equally powerful orb of darkness in the sky to balance it out please?
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - a52 - 05-02-2019
also can the orb of darkness be impossible to look away from instead of impossible to look at directly
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - kilozombie - 05-02-2019
I don't think there's a better way to say my thoughts than to use English words (the language I am most familiar with) in linear order, so here you go. " That's rude. Stars don't mean to be stars. They're just trying to get by.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - Reyweld - 05-02-2019
I think, maybe a bit too big? Like, if the sun was smaller, that could be nice.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-02-2019
LET NIGHT CONSUME HELL BALL
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - kilozombie - 05-02-2019
A smaller sun would leave too much room in the ecosystem for Earth.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - a52 - 07-13-2019
fuck off pain sphere
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - ProbablyNotRed - 07-16-2019
I say we make a sun catapult to catapult fuel (And things like leftover spaghetti) into the sun
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - Reyweld - 07-16-2019
(07-16-2019, 08:52 PM)ProbablyNotRed Wrote: ยปI say we make a sun catapult to catapult fuel (And things like leftover spaghetti) into the sunDon't catapult leftover spaghetti! Don't! Give it to me instead, if you don't want it.
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - June Stargal - 08-17-2019
The sun is too loud. I can't get to sleep in this racket!
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - Myeth - 08-18-2019
You are too rude to the sun, i will reconstruct your atoms now
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - Numbers - 10-04-2019
it's too small and too yellow
make it bigger and redder
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - kirinMaster - 10-04-2019
The sun isn't completely working again! Where is the closest demigod that can repair sun?
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - June Stargal - 10-12-2019
The sun is a deadly laser
RE: Sun Complaints Deparment. - BananaPanda - 10-14-2019
Gone? It feels like it's been a few months by now without it. Last time I checked it should probably be back by now.
I kind of miss it...