MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

CAUTION CITIZENS

DUE TO UNFORESEEN TECHNICAL ISSUES BROADCAST CENTRAL WILL BE OFFLINE FOR A NUMBER OF HOURS. PLEASE REFER TO THE FOLLOWING FAQ FOR GUIDANCE IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME

CITIZENS SRUIXAN, MOOGLEGIRL, PARADOXGAMER AND CHOKWA HAVE EXPRESSED A DESIRE TO HEAR CERTAIN COMBINATIONS OF MUSIC AND LYRICS DURING TOMORROW'S BROADCAST.

THESE REQUESTS WILL BE EVALUATED DURING DOWNTIME.

INQUISITIVE CITIZEN BERURU ASKS IS BROADCAST CENTRAL HAS HER BUTTER.

THIS IS A NONSENSE, BROADCAST CENTRAL IS ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT STOCKPILING FOOD RATIONS UNBEKNOWNST TO ITS CITIZENRY.

DOWNTIME FAQ:

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SpoilerQUESTION: 'if broadcast central is down who will play the music that temporarily distracts me from the harsh reality of the world we live in and the inevitability of death?'

ANSWER: 'no-one'

QUESTION: 'i can hear noises that aren't music what is happening?'

ANSWER: 'these are probably ambient noises or the screams of someone nearby going insane, this is perfectly normal and nothing to be afraid of'

QUESTION: 'how do i cope with this crushing silence/ambience (delete whichever is inappropriate)?'

ANSWER: 'The most important thing to remember in this situation is to not think about the terrible horror of your existence. Distract yourself by making funny noises, jumping up and down or running around in circles.'

QUESTION: 'when will broadcast central be back online?'

ANSWER: 'soonish'

TEMPORARILY CEASING BROADCAST