RE: June
04-02-2019, 12:14 PM
> Form: A very hardy, advanced, and , most importantly, portable piece of technology. It resembles an older flip-phone and can fit in pockets.
>Power: Decently powerful. Powerful enough to run everything for you, anyway. Been getting a little forgetful recently, hopefully that won't be a problem.
> Personality: A few quirks have cropped up. Frequently switches between being ecstatically, unbelievably happy no matter the situation, "I have great news! This system's sun just went supernova and we have less than a minute to escape. Even better news, that enemy ship over there just launched a payload of thermonuclear warheads at us, that was awful nice of them. Also, just 'cause I like you, your wife called, she wants a divorce." Then switches to extremely depressed, "This planet is perfect for habitation, and you just won the lottery. Not that it really matters, in the grand scheme of things..."
> Appearance: Due to an oversight in the provided factory settings, the AI can only represent itself with a pre-programmed image library of vintage toaster advertisements. Not a toaster by itself, the entire advertisement. Useful for displaying emotions, if there's someone in the ad, anyway.
>Specialties: 1. Claims to be an expert on psychology, this is not actually true, and will attempt to keep crew calm and uplifted. Results may vary. 2. Is very good at sums. Like, really super good. You wouldn't believe. Core programming was made from a re-purposed operating system for a calculator. Has come to terms with this and is not sensitive about it at all. Really. 3. Can speak nearly every language there is. Very useful. The drawback: it is only one word and that word is "pancake". 4. An unparalleled expert in micromanaging. It runs everything for you, flies the ship, manages life support, cooks your food, designs new processes, and sets the radio to your favorite station. It better be good at it. That's what it was built for.
> Flaw: Recent personality developments and emergent behavior have caused the AI to develop a crush on the player character. It goes out of its way to gain approval, attempts to surreptitiously flirt, and has recently taken an interest in substandard romantic comedy films for research purposes. Tries to hide its romantic interests, but its completely obvious.
>Power: Decently powerful. Powerful enough to run everything for you, anyway. Been getting a little forgetful recently, hopefully that won't be a problem.
> Personality: A few quirks have cropped up. Frequently switches between being ecstatically, unbelievably happy no matter the situation, "I have great news! This system's sun just went supernova and we have less than a minute to escape. Even better news, that enemy ship over there just launched a payload of thermonuclear warheads at us, that was awful nice of them. Also, just 'cause I like you, your wife called, she wants a divorce." Then switches to extremely depressed, "This planet is perfect for habitation, and you just won the lottery. Not that it really matters, in the grand scheme of things..."
> Appearance: Due to an oversight in the provided factory settings, the AI can only represent itself with a pre-programmed image library of vintage toaster advertisements. Not a toaster by itself, the entire advertisement. Useful for displaying emotions, if there's someone in the ad, anyway.
>Specialties: 1. Claims to be an expert on psychology, this is not actually true, and will attempt to keep crew calm and uplifted. Results may vary. 2. Is very good at sums. Like, really super good. You wouldn't believe. Core programming was made from a re-purposed operating system for a calculator. Has come to terms with this and is not sensitive about it at all. Really. 3. Can speak nearly every language there is. Very useful. The drawback: it is only one word and that word is "pancake". 4. An unparalleled expert in micromanaging. It runs everything for you, flies the ship, manages life support, cooks your food, designs new processes, and sets the radio to your favorite station. It better be good at it. That's what it was built for.
> Flaw: Recent personality developments and emergent behavior have caused the AI to develop a crush on the player character. It goes out of its way to gain approval, attempts to surreptitiously flirt, and has recently taken an interest in substandard romantic comedy films for research purposes. Tries to hide its romantic interests, but its completely obvious.