MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

APOLOGIES ASSEMBLED CITIZENRY

REPRIMANDS TAKE UP A LOT OF BROADCAST CENTRAL'S PROCESSING CAPABILILITIES THUS RESPONSES TO QUERIES AND REQUESTS HAVE BEEN UNFORTUNATELY DELAYED

TO MAKE AMENDS FOR THIS LAPSE IN BROADCASTING HERE IS SOME: JAZZ, APOLOGETIC.



QUERIES:

QUESTION: RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN WHIMBREL REQUESTED 'dubstep' FOR TOMORROW'S MUSICAL SCHEDULE.

ANSWER: PENDING FURTHER REQUESTS BROADCAST CENTRAL IS PREPARED TO ALLOCATE 20% OF TOMORROW'S SCHEDULED BROADCAST TO 'dubstep'. PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

QUESTION: DUTIFUL CITIZEN MWY POTENTIALLY INQUIRED AS TO BROADCAST CENTRAL'S DEDUCTIVE REASONING IN RE: TO FORMER CITIZEN RED709

ANSWER: CITIZEN RED709 SHOWED NUMEROUS TELLTALE SIGNS OF BEING 'a bad apple' SUCH AS

unfortunately, I am neither a fan of mashed potatoes nor in possession of the butter ye seek

AND

what potatos

IT WAS DETERMINED THAT ACTION MUST BE TOOK IMMEDIATELY AND SO IT WAS.

QUESTION: NUMEROUS THOUGHTFUL CITIZENS DEMONSTRATED APPRECIATION FOR BROADCAST CENTRAL THROUGH THE OFFERING OF 1 potato(es).

ANSWER: BROADCAST CENTRAL APPRECIATES THE GESTURE BUT WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT IT HAS NO USE FOR COMESTIBLES AND SUGGESTS YOU GIVE THE 1 potato(es) TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A MOUTH.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTIVENESS

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED JAZZ

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