MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

i only want the potato if someone mashes it first b/c

- hungry
- don't have butter to do it myself

(if you think you don't need butter for mashed potatoes you are wrong ok)

if someone had the power to turn the potato into multiple potatoes it would be even better b/c then everyone could have food and it would be great and we could have a huge potato banquet