MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Sruixan hi hi I haven't seen you in forever

Where the hell'd you run off to after we blew up the train?

In my battle with Kíeros to retake control of the train after he so heinously snatched back what he'd bestowed to me, I was unfortunately unvictorious. As punishment for my ostensible insubordination, I was banished to an alternate universe from which I spent many months trying to escape. I grappled with a pack of erudite werewolves who played the multiverse like the strings of an artisan cello, I trudged endlessly through the fog and the snow of a city with a million spotlit spires, I piloted a heliotrope montgolfier through the twisted jungle of a simulacrum Chicxulub - and, in what I daresay was my hardest, most arduous, most diabolically despicable and downright demanding task of all - I didn't muck up my exam resits. But now, dear friend, I am back, I hope for good, and I want REVENGE

or at least just a little bit of spilt blood and a formal apology I'd accept that too

(aka woohoo RL misadventures)

also I wonder what just happened in the time it took me to write this