Another Me - Your number has been called!

>Egads, who it this dastardly scoundrel I spy? Some cunning rogue endeavoring to leave a mark on the world in a delightfully scrappy way? Carved initials and graffiti on the furniture, overturn all the sofa cushions, switch the salt and sugar containers around, perhaps even stomp on the flower beds out in the yard? Never change, young rebel without a cause, never change.