The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares

got any cool ones?

A returning customer! For you, my friend, I'm pleased to report that I just had a
Jaunt!
to the ends of the earth,
to the northmost and southernest, frostwrought and summerless
where my keenest eyes espied a prize
in an auroral nest all lined with sighs
Magellan's Angst-billed Auk.

Magellan's angst-billed auk is a robustly-proportioned, gaseous auk distinguished from other auks by its gloomy, puffin-like beak. The beak, composed of atmospheric particulates, accumulates on the auk's comb-like teeth as it dips into nimbostratus clouds, filtering out the asymmetrical snowflakes on which it subsists. The beak,which eventually grows such that the auk can no longer keep itself aloft, provides a melancholy-rich food source for it young while it nests.