RE: [free]: Planet of the Goops (11/23)
11-23-2018, 09:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-25-2018, 06:50 PM by suffershack.)
You take control of Jazmin.
Time to have some fun.
Jazmin freezes, and twitches slightly, and begins to rant.
Jazmin freezes, and twitches slightly, and begins to rant.
Jazmin: Worship? You call this thing you're doing here worship?
Jazmin: This is blasphemy.
Priest: I, I don't-
Jazmin: You heard me.
Jazmin: This. Is. Blasphemy.
Jazmin: I am the true god of this world. You will present your prayers to ME.
Priest: Y-Yhenang?
Jazmin: Yhenang never wanted what was best for you. You should be glad I'm not them.
Fortuna rolls a 20-sided dice. A 1 was rolled.
Priest: I, (cough), changed my mind. [Charisma check failed]
Priest: Please leave.
Jazmin: Or what?
Priest: Or I'll, I'll humiliate you in front, (cough cough), of everyone.
Jazmin: What are you gonna say? "Everyone, laugh at this godless heathen"?
Priest: No.
Priest: If you truly, (cough), are a god, then prove it.
Jazmin: ...Fine then, I will.
Fortuna rolls a 20-sided dice. A 2 was rolled.
Now hungry for praise and adoration, Jazmin hopes to anything that may be listening that they can get as much worship as they desire.
And someone answers.
In the middle of Jazmin's metal back, a single salmon scale grows in.
(Jazmin's Charisma has raised to 10. Jazmin has gained the traits [Popular] and [God Complex].)
As you look upon your new creation, you get another message, this time from someone new.
Now hungry for praise and adoration, Jazmin hopes to anything that may be listening that they can get as much worship as they desire.
And someone answers.
In the middle of Jazmin's metal back, a single salmon scale grows in.
(Jazmin's Charisma has raised to 10. Jazmin has gained the traits [Popular] and [God Complex].)
As you look upon your new creation, you get another message, this time from someone new.
Encyclopaedica: So, how is Freeroam going for you?
[free]: a fantuna about freedom: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=4068 (updates sundays!)
[S☉LAR]: one kloegarb. one life. something has gone terribly wrong. https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=3989
[GL1TCH]: a discordtuna about robots: https://discord.gg/4qkqwJq
[VITA]: a discordtuna about life and death: https://discord.gg/KC2ER3t (updates every other day!)
[S☉LAR]: one kloegarb. one life. something has gone terribly wrong. https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=3989
[GL1TCH]: a discordtuna about robots: https://discord.gg/4qkqwJq
[VITA]: a discordtuna about life and death: https://discord.gg/KC2ER3t (updates every other day!)