The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

>Adler: When the wayward sister Ethel arrives, Goodness Gracious! She's the most beautiful lowfolk woman you've ever seen! She is most definately a lowfolk as she lacks the specific elfy features, but that drawback just adds a poetic tragedy to her unspoilt looks. You're so taken aback that you stand there gawking at her perfect visage.
>Ethel: Counter to your gentle appearance, your manner of speech is very coarse and shockingly vulgar. "So my stupid sister told me to come out here and talk to a smelly fairy with dumb hair."
>Adler: "Uuuuuhhhhh---" It's like an angel is speaking... Compose yourself and do the same spiel as earlier.
>Ethel: "Why do you have a fake accent?"

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Spoiler>Rumors begin to spread of the magic elf in the woods with perfect hair. Unfortunately, when rumors exchange hands so many times, things get twisted around. Eventually a bunch of Baldies who want their hair back show up bearing shoes for Adler to eat so that he won't turn to stone in the sunlight as a result of spending all his time mining for precious metals deep in the mountains.
>Adler: "How do you morons manage to keep messing up the folklore you came up with!?"