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Crowstone · 03-21-2013, 12:55 AM

(03-21-2013, 12:07 AM)bigro Wrote: »Name: Dundas Ontario
Gender: use these in no particular order.
Sexual Orientation: likes girls
Blood Type: lobster
Age: 11
Likes: tits and ass: the great Canadian weekend
Dislikes: Deer
Scared Of: Sun
Occupation: Airport Attendant
Address: 123 Shitty Drive

Other:

most people into t&A like girls so i'll just put that for your sex orientation

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You are DUNDAS ONTARIO, and you hail from a land called Phrygis. Get it? Hail? Anyways, Phrygis is a very cold place, and so you are afraid of things that are REALLY hot, like the Sun. If that thing ever came really close to you you'd like, shit yourself, because the heat would cook the lobsters in your blood, causing the effect of laxatives.

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Despite being only 11 years old, your alien status allows you to get a job, and so, you earn your income at the local airport.

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It's a great place for meeting people. like potential girlfriends.... or maybe you should go somewhere else?

>_