Ennui

> Turn EVERYTHING in your room into a hat.





Well, you're not really sure how you would do that. You sure wish you could though because damn, you'd look great in a hat! But you don't own one. Probably...

Wait a second.

Your brilliant brain has concocted an idea!


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You are now Bookhead, ruler of all books!

You are very smart.

Maybe not.


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Maybe you should do something more constructive with your time. As you think this, your book falls off your head in a bout of second hand embarrassment.


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You turn around and your eyes catch on something that just seems to stick out in the sea of your room. Probably because it's a different hue than literally everything here.

It looks like a note, or a ticket, not unlike the one you found when your house was stolen. Shining with an almost ethereal light, it beckons you to read it.


> Read the note.

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SpoilerHELLO ALEX! Welcome to our apartment complex! :) I'm sure you remember me from when we last met, or... technically when you last read my note! It's an honor to have you here! I have had an EYE on you!

I'm sure you're happy to leave your old, sad life behind! :)

- Chrys

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SpoilerALEX: This is... Really weird. Weirder than my house being stolen right in front of me, and robots, and... God, I can't even parse this.
ALEX: This person thinks that my old life was sad? Barely. I mean, maybe.
???: Well, frankly, it seems like your new life is pretty sad as well.
ALEX: Who are you?
???: Your conscience.
ALEX: Oh, that makes sense. I guess you're right about my life being sad right now. I did just Febreeze the whole place to hide the fact it's a mess.
???: Maybe you shouldn't do that and actually spend some time working on getting yourself together physically and mentally.
ALEX: Yeah, you're right!
???: I'm always right.
ALEX: Wait a second...

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SpoilerALEX: THIS VOICE IS TOO SENSIBLE TO BE ME!

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Spoiler???: I've been caught, it seems. By the way, you look utterly idiotic in a book hat.