The MalkyTop Hall of Fame

That is my favourite Malkyquote ever.

And since I'm here:

<MalkyTop> Do you eeel my teeth
<MalkyTop> velvet is not my teeth
<MalkyTop> Feel it
<Pinary> You should get some pearls, Malky,and rub them on your teeth
<MalkyTop> noooooooooooooooo
<Pinary> No really
<MalkyTop> Pearls are not for rubbing
<MalkyTop> Pearls are for
<MalkyTop> eating
<Pinary> It is how you identify if they're genuine!
<MalkyTop> They make your stomach
<MalkyTop> valuable
<MalkyTop> Then you can sell it
<MalkyTop> it's like a calm
<MalkyTop> But
<MalkyTop> it's a stomach
<Pinary> So does gasoline, but I wouldn't cover that in ketchup either
<Ixcaliber> why not just sell the pearls?
<MalkyTop> A surprise grab clam stomach!
<MalkyTop> no
<MalkyTop> Ix
<MalkyTop> You don't understand
<MalkyTop> It's like grab bags
<Ixcaliber> clearly
<MalkyTop> The excitement
<MalkyTop> Of opening a bag
<MalkyTop> Except with stomachs
<MalkyTop> You know
<Ixcaliber> i don't find excitement in opening a stomach
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> It's like
<Pinary> In fairness, have you ever tried?
<MalkyTop> Um
<MalkyTop> No
<Pinary> Ix, I meant
<Ixcaliber> to be fair i have not
<MalkyTop> Opening a bag luck bag
<MalkyTop> That have things inside
<MalkyTop> But the bag is a stomach
<MalkyTop> That still have things inside
<MalkyTop> And you don't know what the things are inside
<MalkyTop> But you hope they're good
<MalkyTop> like Christmas
<MalkyTop> Christmas present stomachs
<Ixcaliber> things in a stomach would not be pleasant
<MalkyTop> But it's not Christmas
<MalkyTop> No
<MalkyTop> But
<MalkyTop> pearls
<MalkyTop> Didn't you read
<MalkyTop> The thing about pearls
<Ixcaliber> i read it
<Ixcaliber> i feel a stomach makes things less plesant
<MalkyTop> Noooo
<MalkyTop> Noooooo
<MalkyTop> It's also
<MalkyTop> Organ donar
<Ixcaliber> you aren't increasing the value of the stomach so much as you are decreasing the value of the pearls
<Pinary> Donair?
<MalkyTop> People need
<MalkyTop> stomachs
<MalkyTop> sometimes
<MalkyTop> look
<MalkyTop> Pearls
<MalkyTop> Need to be eaten
<MalkyTop> Okay
<Ixcaliber> okay fine
<MalkyTop> Haven't you ever looked at a pearl necklace
<MalkyTop> And you're like
<MalkyTop> "I gotta eat that shit"