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09-28-2018, 06:01 AM
Ah yes. This is your living room. It has been home to many game nights and has a crappy view of a wall so you just leave the curtains closed all the time...there's not really much more new information you can gather from here really. You kind of expected you'd shone most of the light on this house when you got he-Oh Jesus fuck what's that!
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SpoilerAzruel: Dude stop screaming...It's only me.
Peter: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Azruel: Prophet.
Peter:hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Azruel: Bullshit boy.
Peter:hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Azruel: You know, you have some execlent lungs for screaming this loud and long.
Peter: hhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Azruel: You done?
Peter: The hell are you?
Azruel: I'm your mother on a saturday night after kareoke- What,yYou haven't seen a minion before?
Peter: Psh- yeah. Of course I have. What do you take me for, an idiot?
Azruel: With you acting like more of a child than barkeep, then yes. I take you for an idiot.
Peter: Oh, how rude! You think you can just barge in here, wearing one of my hoodies and think you own the-oh wait that's litreally what you guys are like.
Azruel: Yeah, wise-up dipshit. Get your facts striaght or else you'll be eaten alive.
Peter: By...you?
Azruel: No. We don't need to eat. You'll be eaten alive by anything that crawls out of your mirror. Starting from like, 6 minutes ago.
Peter: 3AM?
Azruel:Yeah, so let's split from this popsicle stand and do a perimiter check.
Peter: I mean, I was gonna do a little walk about my house but...yeah sure.
Azruel: Do you have anything weapon-y?
Peter: There'll be knives in the kitchen, I guess.
Azruel: Great, we'll check there first. Getting you a weapon is a good start.
Peter: What's your name?
Azruel: Pardon?
Peter: What's your name.
Azruel: Why the hell would you want to know that?
Peter: It's what people ask eachother when they just meet.
Azruel:...no
Peter: Well hello, my name's Peter.
Azruel: You don't get attached to people if you don't know their name. Your or I could die at any time. So I'm not calling you Peter.
Peter:...
Azruel: Good. Now let's go check out the kitchen.
Man, this guy's overpowering, you don't think you'd ever get a chance to get a word in when taking to him. You follow him to the kitchen though. Maybe 'no' will become a better person and not be a total dick towards you later down the line.
Oh. there's some weird, bat-bird eye thingy in your kitchen. Just what you needed. Obviously not.
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