Dieseldamned

Well, that was pretty rude.

You're not sure who sR is, but they must be one of the people in charge of the program. It's incredibly secret and important enough that you have a computer at your disposal that is way, way more expensive than you could possibly ever afford.

Anyhow, if they're mad enough to be name-dropping Commissars  and exposing your... love of rainbows as a threat, it's probably best to do whatever it is they meant by handle. You've got a lot of things to think about* now, but there's some main tasks ahead.

1. Profile means profile information, so they might need to know important details about you. This is a government system, after all. That probably means things like eye colour, height, build, and other useful details like that, right? Gee, maybe you should read that manual again.

2. The timezones on the system seem off. You'll need to set the date, time and year** or it will probably confuse people. Right now it thinks it's the late morning, but you're pretty sure it's not that late.

3. 'Handle' means some shorter form of your name, from what you remember (which isn't that much, sadly!). socialResolutionary must be that person's 'handle'. You should plan to give yourself one that reflects your hobbies and interests. Then again, it could also reference something else about you, like your background, depending on how important it is to you. Or of course, your name. The one on your plac- oh, bugger. It's gone missing again! you'll have to make another before someone notices.

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The stuff in bold? That's all up for suggestions. The rest? Don't worry too much about it. You don't have to make suggestions for ALL of them, but the more the adventure gets, the better this character will turn out.

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Pick a decade between the 40s and the 80s. Between 1945 and 1960, dieselpunk/atompunk genre and aesthetics will influence the adventure most. Otherwise, we might start sliding towards grittier, 80s cyberpunk.