Dieseldamned

Hey, the compass rose was the other party!

>germany please

You move your cursor over East Germany, but... what's this? The screen is playing up. But you thought there would be frankfurts! Apparently, that country's off-limits until 'unlocked' - whatever that means.

>West

Looking across the map, you select Poland - the nation of your home. The weather outside is pretty warm. It must be spring.

With that out of the way, you feel a strange hankering for ice-cream. There's a flavour on the screen, oddly enough. It seems someone higher-up thought you might want some. As a 15-year-old, you're not one to turn down a free cone.

But what flavour is it?

- Cherry; bright, bold. Great little peppy flavour.
- Orange and dark chocolate; sophisticated and smooth (you think)
- Mint; fresh, down-to-earth, sweet
- Blue; what? Just blue? Not even blueberry? That's a bit of a bummer.
- Rainbow swirl; so many flavours, all at once! Welcome to brainfreeze town, population YOU! This one's pretty rare. Are people even allowed to have this flavour?