a parody of a song about cars but it's actually about homestuck experiences

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a parody of a song about cars but it's actually about homestuck experiences
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a parody of a song about cars but it's actually about homestuck experiences
Quote:I can't take this kind of pressure.
I feel a bit better there's only twelve letters,
But I really can't think of a name

My troll has horns like a walrus.
Huss never said that my troll would be dead if his horns went right through his brain

HOMESTUCK

My troll's a slime-eating subjug
He's basically Gamzee but more of a pansy, he's also got Sollux's quirk

HOMESTUCK

And there ain't nothing Huss will do about it!

HOMESTUCK

Pardon me while I vomit!

HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK

I made interactive fiction
I made interactive fiction
Creating, awaiting adventures updating, but fate took 'em all in the end

I wrote the plot for a roleplay
The twists and the turns and the secrets to learn
But the shutdown stole the stories from sight

HOMESTUCK

Once took my troll to a contest
Once took my troll to a contest
I wasn't mollified by being disqualified for having more than one colour of blood
I made so many threads, I just couldn't stop
The world needed another bloodswap

YOU'RE HOMESTUCK

HOMESTUCK!

Composed a fan song for a contest
The beats seemed all find but the competitors so fine
Can't do much with LMMS

HOMESTUCK

My Fantroll dated Nepeta!
She lived in a tower and had psychic powers
Basically Vriska but nice

HOMESTUCK

Had to sort through trollplay applications
Half of them losers or some Mary Sue
That a teen thought was terrific to do

Then they started ero roleplay
Between all the honks, stair warnings and gronks
Now I'm triggered by the word tentabulge

HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK!
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a parody of a song about cars but it's actually about homestuck experiences - by CSJ - 09-08-2018, 07:48 AM