RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
06-21-2018, 04:16 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2018, 06:49 AM by typeandkey.)
>Edessa: Everyone's giving you the look. Just hope nobody brings up the fact you tried to assassinate Estmere's brother. Uh-oh...
>Adler: Unfortunately, tripping over Lemmy gave Avogadro enough time to catch up. Wait, tripped over... Why is Lemmy here?!
>Avogadro: Begin strangling Lemmy and demanding why he is following your magnificent mistress.
>Chubb: You slipped a magic thingamabob into Adler's "pie" to prevent him from changing back. Soon he will be an air headed vixen FOREVER. Fail to realize as you absent-mindedly scoop pie into your mouth and fantasize about ice cream that the same dangers of transmogrification apply to you too, and you've been disguised for a long time.
>Glenholm: There's something bigger going on here than you realized.
>Scuti-Angus: You see a Shrub wearing an apron and brandishing a rolling pin in the distance. She wants to know where you've been and why you've been neglecting Shrub-Angus Jr.
Or
>Scuti-Angus:Realize that to your absolute horror, this body has an unholy attraction to shrubs. Every potted plant you see seems gut-turningly alluring.
>Adler: Unfortunately, tripping over Lemmy gave Avogadro enough time to catch up. Wait, tripped over... Why is Lemmy here?!
>Avogadro: Begin strangling Lemmy and demanding why he is following your magnificent mistress.
>Chubb: You slipped a magic thingamabob into Adler's "pie" to prevent him from changing back. Soon he will be an air headed vixen FOREVER. Fail to realize as you absent-mindedly scoop pie into your mouth and fantasize about ice cream that the same dangers of transmogrification apply to you too, and you've been disguised for a long time.
>Glenholm: There's something bigger going on here than you realized.
>Scuti-Angus: You see a Shrub wearing an apron and brandishing a rolling pin in the distance. She wants to know where you've been and why you've been neglecting Shrub-Angus Jr.
Or
>Scuti-Angus:Realize that to your absolute horror, this body has an unholy attraction to shrubs. Every potted plant you see seems gut-turningly alluring.