[Olympic Games]

Rule 1 is to mention rule 1 and this post passes that.
Rule 2 is to start two sentences with rule 2 and this post passes that.
If you pass rule 3 your name is fellow and you say it three times so only I, fellow, can pass that, the rule to say your name which is fellow 3 times, suck it.
Rule 4 is to mention the optimal amount of tuna (the optimal amount is 4), so this post passes that too.
Rule 5 is to make 5 rules up and I did that too.